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Forever friends - Children Are Quick 2 :D
تاریخ : دوشنبه 17 بهمن 1390 | 05:28 ب.ظ | نویسنده : T.F. P.T.
TEACHER:     George Washington not only chopped down his  father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.Now, Louie, do  you know why his father didn't punish  him
LOUIS:            Because  George still had the axe in his  hand

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TEACHER:      Millie, give me a sentence starting with  '  I.
MILLIE:          I   is
TEACHER:      No, Millie..... Always say, 'I   am
MILLIE:          All right...   'I am the ninth letter of the  alphabet


TEACHER:     Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say  prayers before eating
SIMON:          No sir, I don't  have to, my Mum is a good cook


TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on  talking when people are no longer  interested
HAROLD:      A  teacher




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