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Forever friends - 1Children Are Quick
تاریخ : پنجشنبه 6 بهمن 1390 | 08:38 ب.ظ | نویسنده : T.F. P.T.
TEACHER:     Maria, go to the map and find North America .
>MARIA:          Here it is.
>TEACHER:    Correct.  Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:          Maria.


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TEACHER:    John, why are you doing your math multiplication on  the floor
                                                 JOHN:           You told  me to do it without using tables.


TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell  'crocodile
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
>TEACHER:   No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you  asked me how I spell it.


TEACHER:    Donald, what is the chemical formula for

 water
DONALD:       H I J K L M N O
TEACHER:    What are you talking  about
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O



TEACHER:    Winnie, name one important thing we have  today

that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:        Me



TEACHER:    Glen, why do you always get so  dirty

GLEN:           Well,  I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are






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